Hello Officers,
It's been a long time since we've seen you here. Time for a little announcement!
While you've been away, our decorators have been hard at work refreshing one of the most important rooms for you - the guard room.
You'll never have to eat last Friday's sandwiches again! Reheat sausages in the kettle! Spend millions on a physiotherapist to get rid of the side effects of sitting on a dreadful, uncomfortable couch!
From now on, brand new equipment is at your disposal! Of course, it's better not to touch it, it will last longer.
But to the point!
Your favorite activities like playing darts are still here! The wicked guard is still willing to teach you a few tricks! Only the decor is beautiful and fresh. Oh yeah, can you smell that fresh air?