Golf is a rather good baseline for a game, but it’s a bit white bread. A lot of golf games play the sport straight, putting smart shoes on the safe sort of lad you could take home to mum, touring the neatest garden lawns in the northern hemisphere, all under the watchful eyes of a pixellated Tiger Woods. Golf can be awful fun, sure, but you don’t half feel like a toff for even being in the vicinity of a 9-Iron.
What The Golf? ain’t your grandfather’s golf. Throw out the club and bin that ball. The old golf is dead – we’re hitting the club with Triband’s ridiculous new take on the king’s game, teeing off on Windows today.