Greetings, Panda Peeps.
Are you looking for a good boy and a nice time? Can we interest you in hell’s hottest boy 900 years running? All you have to do is sign this contract! Don’t worry about the fine print. Just sign here. Initial here. Sign here… Annnnnnnnnd one more, here.
Great! Now you’re all set. Collect 7 event tokens by logging in every day during this ALL NEW Limited Time Event featuring none other than the smoldering prince of hell. We’re all very confident that nothing unsavory at all could possibly happen here, so please do your best to acquire this wholesome pin-up! If you’ve paid penance with your wallet and purchased Seth’s bundle from the store, then this will unlock for you automatically. If this is the little push you needed to buy him now, indulge.
To all others, may the daily logins begin.
We love you so hard,
The Pandas