Marines...
Maaarrriinnnesss,
MAAAARRRIIIIIINNNNEEESSSS!!!!!!!
GET UP!
Let me guess - you overslept from playing with pet STROLs and that STROLblox game - but now you have to get your head in the REAL GAME!
We have an EXTREMELY EXCITING EXTRA Special In-Game Spring Event for you all. And luckily for you won't see any egg related puns in this news article - NO SIREE! Just because it's spring time, people think it's all about cracking EGG JOKES!
(Wait, was that one, no, just my imagination.)
ANYWAY! MORE ABOUT THE EVENT! SO HOP ON OVER - you better be all ears!
We have themed skins for your armour - including BUNNIES!
A seasonal theme for the armoury and many more things to make your experience on Mars feel a little more like Springtime!
SEE! A news article with NO PUNS!
It can be done!
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