Wake up. Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name? Well, not even the last night storm could wake you. I heard them say we’ve reached Morro… Wait a sec, it’s the wrong file.
Comrades! Ah, that’s better.
We’re still alive and we’re still in space! And if we’re in space and this is not the news about an update in which we fixed another boring bug, why are we writing all this? The most attentive ones guessed it right by reading the title — for nothing.
Nothing begins on November, 1 at 10:00 AM and ends on November, 15 at 9:00 AM PST, and it will equal 30%. It’s obviously initiated by the Green Universe and is timed to coincide with World Vegan Day, for unknown reasons. On the other hand, why not?
It would be nice to end the news at this point, but we can’t help but ruin your mood with spoilers, we just can’t work peacefully without this. And the main spoiler will be the fact that we are working on the continuation of the Man’s adventures! Quite a surprise, isn’t it? There will be space, tools, resources, the Man, the Chicken, and a lot of junk.
There was a lot of junk in the previous chapters, you would say. There were even a car and a home station. However, there’s one problem that may bother you: you can’t live on the station for long, and you can’t fly far in your car. That’s why a personal space shuttle is the answer to all your problems! It has maximum environmental protection, you can store food and oxygen in it, it can fly at high speed, and it even has powerful ammunition. This shuttle even has full freedom of movement in different directions: it can move vertically, horizontally, and on all axes. The Man can’t do the same, though, as he gets dizzy and sick.
https://youtu.be/2GyQiYM0qPc
You would naturally ask: why do we need an armed space ship with such degrees of freedom, what will happen to the Man, and are we going to see Babe at last? And the answer to this will be: laziness. Yep, we are too lazy to continue writing this piece of news. Therefore we would like to wish you a good day and see you next time!
By the way, there will be a new update sometime later with some fixed bugs. There are just a few left still. We decided to add some new game content to the update, just for half a second of your gameplay, so soon you will be able to meet the famous Normandy shuttle and its team.
So it goes. And as always, you are welcome to send us your feedback via Discord, email, and social networks. If your station suddenly vanished, the outer space turned into a jungle, and the handy scrapper turned into a gun, then you probably launched the wrong game. But if that’s not the case, then please drop us a line and we’ll try to help you.
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