As my demon friend used to say, "People don't enjoy anything as much as bargain prices". You are people, I need power to take over this city. And the fastest way to get this power is to gain your favor! Ha! Cid, you're a genius! ...Hmm, where was I?
Oh, yes! Rejoice, my loyal fans! The story of my adventures... i mean Darkestville Castle is 75% off until the end of the Summer Steam Sale!
Well done, well done, Cid!