MEET SHAO DONG!
Shao Dong is a businessman that rose to power in the porn industry. Shao lost his job as a kung fu stuntman due to CGI technology and, frustrated, migrated to the porn industry. There he became a worldwide famous porn star, due to his enormous penis, rising to be the head of that industry when he became rich enough.
Now he owns the porn industry, is filthy rich and incredibly powerful.
“Can I interest you in a piece of Dong?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLwRfrRx_ss