The Elmian Warrior is coming exactly a week from now! Just thought I would go ahead and annoy you all about it.
...WAT, you don't care?! Well you should, because in a week you will be beating the crap outta demons and looting stuff for the seventeen millionth time, setting crap on fire, watching a deer get brutally stabbed a bunch, seeing yourself die/explode into your own money... You get the point.