Everything is tracking well here, no delays no hitches for the August 1st release of Grimoire.
Police worldwide have been deputizing private citizens to work in crowd control in the event of public riots and looting breaking out when the inevitable Grimoire shortages are announced and Grimoire rationing goes into effect.
As many people know, I am a great admirer of the meme king Big Man Tyrone. He always seems to be on the cutting edge of anything before it goes viral. Private individuals have been in negotiations with Big Man Tyrone for months attempting to get him to endorse Grimoire but he refused until he knew it was just about to come out. He did not want to become a target for Melonhead death squads by offering his support too early.
Big Man Tyrone has officially endorsed Grimoire and the world will never be the same again.