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Very real and important news! Disregard today's date!

Inquisitors!

The time has come for something truly revolutionary: we are introducing a full overhaul of the base game mechanics!

In the new "Imperial Titan Boogaloo™" update, you will no longer have to depend on your fragile body - instead, you can rely on your trusty Imperial Titan to cleanse the Chaos-infested Caligari Sector, and can finally purge the unclean without ever even breaking a sweat!
You are very welcome!

FAQ

  • Has anyone asked for this?
    • No.

  • Does this make any sense?

    • Also no.

  • Imperial Titans?

      Yes.

The Emperor Protects!