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FAO: ALL SWITCH PILOTS
It has been brought to the academy's attention that a number of Switch Pilots have been involved with the distribution of contraband entertainment products - commonly referred to as "Steam Trading Cards" - among other decorative trinkets, posters, etc.
The full list comprises:
- 6 trading cards
- 5 emoticons
- 5 badges (or was it 6...?)
- 4 profile backgrounds
Your good admiral expresses deep concern regarding the trading or display of aforementioned items and wishes to make clear that their use is to be strictly limited to personal use in personal time. Anyone caught trading any of these items will receive a disciplinary and/or a smacked bottom.
Signed,
Admiral Odessa
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> EMPTIED RECYCLE BIN.