Patch Notes:
We hired a psychologist to talk to our Ai:s about their childhood and other important events in their life. They are now less prone to attempt murder on you.
Our racing league secretariat was sent to math classes and are now more proficient in actually tally the tournament points.
Our team of interns where sent out on the courses to sandpaper everything so that more friction has been added everywhere. Bumping into things will slow you down more now, making it easier to catch up to the leader when he makes mistakes.
We gave AI some maps for some tracks so they could better find their way around! (Our HR needs some better hiring practices)
When starting a run you will get some boost if you hit your throttle at the exact time you see the word “go” on your screen.
We had a talk to God and asked him to actually put the physics where our eyes saw actual things. This way we got less bruises from falling off for no apparent reason.
The Duckling mama mode was given a larger arena to compete in. (The Duckling mama sports association was loudly protesting the bad treatment of the up and coming extreme sport)
We found a valve in the basement marked “graphical quality” that was closed. We turned it on! (It was a red valve)
Polish and Russian languages added.
We sent our graphics department to the art museum and they came back with some new ideas for the graphics.
We called the exterminator and he put down some poison and we killed some more bugs!