Attention prospective employees.
Management is pleased to announce that the preliminary onboarding simulation (designated as the C.A.G.E. Demo) is currently undergoing mandatory stress-testing. Early access credentials have been distributed to select media personnel and external auditors. Please remain calm if you observe unauthorized video broadcasts of our facility over the coming weeks.
...okay, dropping the AI manager voice for a second!
Hi everyone. I'm incredibly excited to announce that the C.A.G.E. Demo is officially in its pre-release preview phase. For everyone waiting to get their hands on it, mark your calendars: The demo will be free and playable for the public on Tuesday, August 11th, 2026.
This 45-minute (or perhaps more for some, as I've seen a few playtesters having upwards of 2 hours of fun with it) slice of the game will let you experience exactly what it's like to work for a malevolent AI manager (brilliantly voiced by Daniel Quinton - huge shoutout to him again!). Oh, and please ignore the bees. Seriously.
As a solo developer, hitting this milestone is huge. Thank you all for the support so far. If you want to help out before August 11th, the best thing you can do is hit that Wishlist button!
Cheers!