My dearest hunni bae baes,
I am v excited 2 announce that my new benchmark in sexy lifestyles, Candice DeBébé's Scandalous Secrets, will be out in less than a week's time (Friday 2nd Novemba)! I can't wait 2 reveal all the scandalous secrets I have been saving up 4 u, so you'd betta add it 2 ur Google / Emacs Org Mode Calendars.
With all of my luv,
Candice xxxxxxx