Some more funny things from the abuse reports and communications:
Too Bad I Don’t Have a Chalkboard
player: Your typing is making me want to die. Not exaggerating.
A Wolf You Wouldn’t Want in the Library
player:…|doesn't talk much, and when he does he has a demonic voice
Maybe If You Added Some Chairs?
player: I'm playing on a table currently and I want the computer so the game will run better.
Wrong Game
player: Is it just me who doesn’t get massages while in a game?
Workingwolves, Unite!
player: do you think we'd hunt better if we were organized?
Everything Sounds Better in French Deep Country
player1: YOU WERE BEING MEAN)
player2: Yes"" he said in his deep country accent"
Diversity Makes Us Stronger
player1: Can everyone say what animal they r?)
player2: Jaguar]]
player3: Fox))
[player4 is a Demon]
player1: Ok I’ll be a........giraffe)
player5: Newborn Dalmatian)
When You Have to Explain Your Joke…
Game name: findurmat
Matt@username has entered the game
Matt: Hey! Look, I found Matt!)
player2: Huh? U r Matt
Matt: It was a joke. xD I made this wolf cause I saw the server name say ""findurmat."")
Matt: I has found Matt!)
player2:: It means find your mate just so I know
[Matt sighs and reports the game]
It’s Just Talking
player:: Eh… This RP is childish... I'm leaving… This is not even an RP anyways.. It's just talking...
WQ Should Add What?
player to WQ: And it would be so cool if you added things like sucks and small details even if they don't have a function
Duh!
player to WQ: Why did I get a warning?
Admin reply: Sexually-oriented/mating/dating games or roleplay is not allowed. Your game-name FlirtyOne is inappropriate. Your game chat was inappropriate. That is why we sent a warning. Please review the rules and follow them.
player reply to WQ: Well it was to make friends.
Meet You There!
player: IM GOING TO MY HILL OF EMOTIONS)
I Might as Well be Comfortable!
https://youtu.be/-0Hbu4Z4pGI
player1: If Life was a person I would HATE them)
player1: I wanna wear sweats to school but my mom won't let me)
player2: Why?)
player3: Wai?}
player1: Because we MIGHT HAVE WRESTLING PHOTOS TOMORROW AND SHE WANTS ME TO LOOK DECENT)
player1: Rn Sweats are AMAZING)
player1: They are VERY comfy)
player1: and I would wear them every SINGLE day of I could)
player2: Can we RP soon?
Wolf Channeling Carrie Nation
player: Oh what? I dont actually drink...I dont like alchohol as it changes who I am so lets fight|
WQ Pick-Up Line
player: “Should we try to expand our pack?”
Support Hose
player: Well I didn’t put on my kindness socks this morning.
Alphas Anonymous Meeting
player: well I've... been unhappy
player: mostly because I'm a alpha
A Wolf in Progress
Wolf: Wolf is a new and still developing char, So please don’t judge me when I kind of stop mid sentence o
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If you like these, see
Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 1 )
http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791447811270/announcements/detail/1452833203688178908
Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 2)
http://steamcommunity.com/games/431180/announcements/detail/2921010321253375265
Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 4)
http://steamcommunity.com/games/431180/announcements/detail/3227265939326956732
And there are plenty more on the WolfQuest Community Forum at: Secret Life of WQ Admin wolfquest.org