WQ admin reads through a lot of chat when reviewing the abuse reports...usually first thing in the morning while clutching that first cup of coffee. It is always a good start to the day when players make us laugh out loud. Here are the printable highlights from the last bunch of weeks:
Elder Wolf Weapons
player: -His optics contracted and his dentures released like lengthy needles
That’s No Moon
player: "I'm surprised they didn't see your ego from 30 miles away"
Surprisingly Common (and often reported) Game-Name
HamiltonRp
Communicating Clearly
player1: Player3 can you speak English
player2: Who here speaks English??
player1: I do"
Tech Support Eye Twitch
player email: How do you play wolf quest because it's not working for me on my iPad now? Please help me with it.
WQ admin reply: can you provide some details?
player reply: Sure thing
If Jane Austen Wrote MP Dialogue
player1: Whos your mate?
player2: You
player1: XD I hope your kidding
…
player2: I’m kidding ,
player1: My characters actual mate would slaughter you XD
player2: I don’t want you
player1: Well, likewise
player2: Loook at your dusty pelt "
Something About Your Growl…
player1: Bloody hêll can I help you with something? I think you entered the wrong server.
player1: Can't you take the hints?
player2: well were litterly doing nothing soo..
player2: its very awkward..
player2: are u british? "
Back When I was a Kid…
player: (I remember a time when people where not immature on here...)
Single Player Candidates
player1@username(Rank: Yearling) has entered the game
player1Hello)
player2: hi what do you want
player1What do you mean what do you want? I'm here to play on this server lol.
player2: ok then play
player1Is this an RP?
player2: no
player1You do realise you made this a 2 player server correct?
player2: Yes, do you realize you are asking a dumb question .
player1You forgot a question mark. Please don't be rude.
player2: I didn't forget the question mark I simply don't put it , and I'm not being rude I respond according
player2: to the sense of your question
player1: Saying something is a dumb question is rude. Would you say that to your mother or father?
player2: To you for being dumb"
Helpful Host
RE: Rule: What is not allowed: Giving your wolf a name that is invisible in the chat box
noname (Rank: Pup) has entered the game
host: …why ar eu a noname]
noname: idk
host: on the rules dosue it say if u see a noname report them 0-0]
noname: oh
noname: well I made that way because I could not think of a name
host: XD uh how about korra]
host: if u wolf is a female and max if it a male?]
host: noname can u atlease jsut give it a random name or jsut something couse in the rules i think+]
noname: I will change it
PvP Gets Real
player1: Farts on her xD)
player2: *she stops dead in her tracks as a spasm rips through her body, and she collapsed on the ground*"
Looks Like Rain
player: We are wolves not humans so how do you have an umbrella
Hope They Made it Across
player: if nemo or dory end up drowning im going to lose my [bad word].
Thinking it Through
FindYourLove|RP
player: I'm the only male here :( save me)
player: OR NOT)
When WolfQuest Fails You
player: Ugh just forget it)
player: Ima go play Meadow) "
If you like these, see
Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 1 )
http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791447811270/announcements/detail/1452833203688178908
Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 2)
http://steamcommunity.com/games/431180/announcements/detail/2921010321253375265
Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 3) http://steamcommunity.com/games/431180/announcements/detail/1643119540028916977
And there are plenty more on the WolfQuest Community Forum at: Secret Life of WQ Admin wolfquest.org