Some more gems from the WolfQuest abuse reports.
Inexplicable Multiplayer Join
player: I can't work in groups, I'm sorry. : (
People Not to Date IRL
player: I usually get bored of my mate so yes I think they should be able to die
Low Opinion of Stepparents
player: I only worry that [a new mate] would be like an 5th Puppy you need to Take Care of
Except with Salt and Pepper
player: { I am player. You kicked me from your server because my character was … a cannibal. }
…
player: { Therfor, I don't like you. }
Not New Friends
player1: #Reported)
player2:Rude...)
player1: : Nope, you cussed.)
player2: Doesn’t matter XD)
player2: invites player1 to be friends. player1 check your profile when you leave the game.
player2: I didn’t mean to hit that opps)
player1: Lol,)
player2: I honesty don’t care JUST RP)
player1: I wasnt gonna accept anyway)
In Best Emperor Voice…
(game-name)
Risepuppys
Too Soon
player: Would it be way to early for player to be pregnant?)
Forbidden Love, Here I Come
♡PLAYER ♡: ok whatever we think we r doin forbidden love and I like attention soooooo XD ya know what+
♡PLAYER ♡: +dat means XD?)
player2: Oh dear god XD)
♡PLAYER ♡: GUESS FOR MEH
♡PLAYER ♡: FOR MEEEEEEHHH XD}
player3: Meep..)
player2: -sigh- Forbidden love here I come...-heavy sigh-...XD)
♡PLAYER ♡: oh come ooooooonnnnnnn}
♡PLAYER ♡: u guys have to fight over me duh XDDDDDD
player2: Welp...XD)
Death is a Real Spoilt Sport
player1: Idk should I kick Death? He's not moving and might be a pup killer
...
player1: I kicked him 3 times and it won't make him leave..
...
player2: Death is floating too.
player1: Ugh some people just love to ruin things "
More Tool RPs
player: * I howled for wrench to come back*
Game-Name of the Day
ReadyButNotPrepared
Cuuuute Game-Name
PuppiesRadorable4ever
Sour Attitude
player: U have the meanness of a pickle
Admin Daydream
player1: : What the [badword]
player2: { Bad player1 }
player2: { -Hits player1 with newspaper.- }
Not Reading the Clues (aka When You are the Center of the Universe)
GAME NAME: RusRussianWolfShadow
player1: Can you guys speak English
player2: Не кикай его
player3: Ну да ну да
player2: Yes
player1: : Oh why are you talking that way then
Parents Who are WQ Fans
player: WolfQuest yep, keep up the GREAT work, my mother likes how you made a simulation of the wolf actually realistic!
Parents Who are Likely Not WQ Fans
player: brb Ace dad is telling me to go to bed, which I will totally not do XD)…just gotta hide the WQ from him till he leave mah room)"
Parent in La La Land
PARENT: I can steadfastly say that those conversations did not come from my child, given her age and upbringing. She does not even understand that sort of jargon, and does not speak in those contexts. She does not have that temperament. The only conclusion I can draw, is that somehow her account has been "hacked".
HACKER: “Hmmm what to do today?... I think I will hack into someone’s WQ account and have them chat naughty things to their packmates. It is going to be EPIC.”… cracks knuckles and gets to work…
La La Land Must Be Crowded
PARENT: I am sitting right next to her every time she has played this game and she has NEVER done anything inappropriate to break your rules… I do not see how it is possible when she plays right next to me on my second computer.
ADMIN: [Umm…here is the chat log?]
On the Ball Parent (Admin Loves You!)
PARENT: Thank you for the report, this issue has been addressed and will never happen again, if for some reason it does please let me know and I will remove her from Wolf Quest permanently.
Inappropriate Aunt
(email to Admin about report)
player: …that is my aunt and she is the one who made my account
Yeah It Is
(email to Admin about report)
player: this isn't the last you'll hear from player
[Account Disabled]
Purrrr…
player1: player2 you're not a cat please stop, it's a wolf rp not a cat you can't be a cat)
player1: okay?)
player1: it's getting a bit annoying having to tell you all the time...)
player2: climbed to a thick branch, curled up, and closed her eyes.
…
player2: invites player1 to be friends. player1 , check your profile when you leave the game."
Leftovers Again?
player:i look down at the carcass narroowing my eyes i wasn't impressed, with a reluctant sigh i dig in
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If you like these, see Players Say the Darndest Things (part 1) at http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791447811270/announcements/detail/1452833203688178908
And there are plenty more on the WolfQuest Community Forum at: Secret Life of WQ Admin wolfquest.org