Six wishes implemented. We won't lie, we had a few good laughs reading what you came up with. Burning golf carts, castle realms, renaming the entire game... Working on these has been a pure joy.
What's new
A blue portal now leads to a twilit realm with a small, abandoned castle. Somewhere inside, there's a plaque inscribed "King Angie". Finding it is on you.
There's a burning golf cart. We didn't question it.
A quest-giving NPC inspired by Jun Misaki now roams the world.
The monolith now displays recent wishes from other players, so you can see what's being asked for.
The dark room? It's now a sunny meadow full of flowers. Much prettier.
And yes, someone wished to rename the game "Caillou blanc: sponsored by Fluff". We only implement wishes in-game, so the Steam page stays the same, but inside the game, Granite Noir is gone.
What happens next
More wishes are in the queue. We're working through them. The game keeps changing based on what you ask for.
See you next week for more.
If you haven't made your wish yet, the monolith is waiting.