Hello everyone! This time we’d like to introduce you to another of your co-workers. Please meet Bob, who works with everything from reading emails to filing files and killing time.
Hello Bob! Can you please introduce yourself?
Hello! And welcome to our department! My name is Bob.
What’s it like to work at TransCorp?
We cannot change the system through humanizing. We can only change the system through smiling.
What’s the most challenging/rewarding part of your work?
I'd have better people skills if I worked with actual people.
What’s your biggest inspiration to keep up the good work?
Where was I? Ah yes. Locating the will to live…
Is there anything you’d like to say to your new colleague?
Hello, how was your weekend? I only ask because I've never had one.
Thank you for that introduction, Bob. We’ll let you guys get to know eachother better once your employment starts at TransCorp.