If you missed out on getting a new microwave for a pound during the Black Friday sales. Don't be sad. Because now you can get Wild Animal Racing for a discount in this three day sale! What's more you don't have to get trampled by hoards of eager bargain hunters to take advantage of this offer.
Wild Animal Racing is much like what Black Friday would be like if instead of human shoppers running for a bargain, the humans were large animals and instead of running they were driving cars, and instead of running towards a cheap toaster they were driving towards a finish line.
Perhaps the shoppers on Black Friday could take some tips from Wild Animal Racing. Maybe dropping a few tactical banana skins to thwart other shoppers. Or wearing spiking shoes! Or encasing themselves in giant bubbles.
You see Wild Animal Racing is not just a game. It teaches you life lessons.
Have fun.