Hello galaxy-hoppers and chaos-seekers!
It's official: the universe's Severe Mother has finally loosened her grip. We have a confirmed date for the first, disastrous contact between your eyeballs and the most neurotic planets in space.
📅 SAVE THE DATE: MARCH 26, 2026
Starting Thursday, March 26, the SPLATCHINKO demo will be free for everyone to download and play on Steam.
What will you find in this version?
Unconditional (and ballistic) Love: Launch your eyes with surgical precision—or desperate randomness—through the first sectors of our broken universe.
Planets in need of Therapy: Fight sentient vegetables and celestial bodies that have absolutely no intention of letting you pass.
Mutations & Mayhem: Experiment with the synergies. Discover how to turn a single bounce into a chain reaction that would make an astrophysicist cry.
💖 WHAT CAN YOU DO TODAY?
If you haven’t already, Add SPLATCHINKO to your Wishlist. For you, it’s just a small click. For me solo dev of the project, it’s the high-octane fuel we need to fix this universe—or break it even more.
See you on March 26. Bring your good eyes. Unconditional love to you! ːsteamhappyː
