From the desk of Mayor Mickey McFinnigan (D)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE NEW FRANKFURT, Del. — Alicia, take a dictation.
As we commemorate the 249th birthday of our great nation, I ask all New Frankfurtians to remember the sacrifices made by our own brave revolutionaries during the Battle of Frankfurt Heights on Aug. 27, 1776.
While we might’ve lost the battle — through raw determination, gumption, and some big guns — we won the war.

A couple hundred years later, we now find ourselves in a precarious spot where the very foundations of democracy, freedom and independence hang in the balance.
I, for one, will not rest until I am re-elected for my fourth term as Mayor of New Frankfurt and I can continue to lead our fair city toward the future. I trust you all feel the same way. (https://secure.actblue.com/donate/mickeymcfinnigan)
But despite the turmoil facing our country, today is a day of celebration, rest and relaxation.
To quote New Frankfurt legend of sound and stage Lin-Manuel Miranda, “In the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet. For just a moment.”
Now go out and do what New Frankfurters do best:
