This is TPK, baby: a co-op dungeon nightmare where four of you brave fools stumble into a cursed, procedurally generated labyrinth full of traps, monsters, and the kind of loot that whispers "TOUCH ME" and then ruins your life.
It’s tense. It’s stupid. It’s a chaotic mess of slapstick physics, grotesque creatures, and panicked yelling. You’ll light your last torch, open a door you shouldn’t, and accidentally shove your best friend into a spike wall while screaming, “IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I SWEAR.” It wasn’t. And now they’re ghosts.
The dungeon changes every time. So does your plan. And by plan, I mean total lack thereof. You’ll run, fall, set things on fire, steal everything not nailed down, and then die in a puddle of your own greed. It’s great. Honestly. We’re very proud.
There’s no release date for the full game yet —do we look like we own clocks?— but there will be a demo later this year. A taste of the madness. A spoonful of misery. A cursed little gift for those brave enough to try it.
Until then, do the smart thing for once in your miserable adventuring career: add us to your wishlist on Steam. It feeds the algorithm gods and keeps the dungeon walls from closing in. Maybe.
And hey, if you’re the type who likes being yelled at by haunted items or wants to join a community of goblins like you, hop into our Discord and follow us on whatever social platform you haven’t rage-quit yet. We will post nonsense, updates, behind-the-scenes chaos, and the occasional meme involving torches and screaming.
TPK is coming. Whether you’re ready or not.
Loot like a rat. Die like a legend. Blame your friends.
