Knee Deep owes a lot of its inspiration to the inherent weirdness of the Sunshine State. Each week, we’re showcasing some of the unusual headlines from Florida:
Florida Wal-Mart builds twin towers tribute from Coke products
https://consumerist.com/2016/09/08/florida-walmarts-911-tribute-features-twin-towers-made-out-of-coke-products/
Florida man takes jar of mosquitoes to U.S. House floor
http://jacksonville.com/news/florida/2016-09-07/story/capitol-hill-buzz-us-rep-jolly-florida-brings-mosquitoes-us-house
Florida woman wants security boost after pet rock vanishes
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20160906/police-blotter-woman-reports-pet-rock-stolen
Retired cop nearly runs over school crossing guard
http://www.wpbf.com/article/retired-police-officer-accused-of-trying-to-run-over-crossing-guard/2506977
Don’t pretend to be Dick Durbin, Florida man. It’s illegal.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-dick-durbin-impersonator-20160907-story.html
Loud prayer answered with knife attack
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-florida-woman-attacks-grandmother-knife-ove/nsR8W/