Knee Deep owes a lot of its inspiration to the inherent weirdness of the Sunshine State. Each week, we’re showcasing some of the unusual headlines from Florida:
Florida man bit by toddler, hides in dryer.
http://www.local10.com/news/4-year-old-bites-man-attempting-to-evade-police-
Florida woman calls in bomb threat to thwart urine test.
http://wfla.com/2016/09/14/cops-lake-wales-woman-called-in-bomb-threat-to-prevent-boyfriends-urine-test/
Florida man wonders if bulletproof vest works. It doesn’t.
http://www.11alive.com/news/tampa-man-shot-and-killed-after-asking-if-flak-jacket-works/317563277
Florida woman considered husband’s kidnapping, sex slavery, before hiring hit man.
http://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article100818202.html
Florida woman on meth asks cops for help with imaginary bodies under truck.
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/police-florida-woman-on-meth-asks-for-help-with-dead-bodies-under-truck/414034987
Florida cop busted for shoplifting - at least once in uniform.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/margate/fl-broward-deputy-shoplifting-arrest-20160909-story.html