It's the year 1985.
You're Jack Bellet, a recent graduate from Heck High School in Cypress Knee, and it's your first day as an intern at the Cypress Knee Notice community newspaper.
Using the Cypress Knee Notice account on Twitter, the team at Prologue Games is letting you shape the events of the early development of our favorite cranky print journalist from Knee Deep.
Let's see what kind of trouble you can get him into!