*workentainment refers to mandatory fun at work. May be hazardous to health.
Hello, new QA employees.
Welcome to your first day at System 6D. We’re about to step into the future of computing with Geometry OS, and we need your help. After all, a perfect tool for quality assurance needs to undergo extensive testing itself!
What is a Geometry OS you ask? Lovingly dubbed by our excellent engineers as “Pipes.exe”, this revolutionary software allows you to literally merge yourself with the programming environment – making you see patterns and find coding artifacts not accessible through the conventional QA methods. In simple terms, Pipes.exe allows you and your team to turn the monotony of software engineering into an exhilarating cooperative video game.
Of course, it’s just the most basic description of our product. To demonstrate it in action and give you a taste of the future, System 6D in collaboration with CRITICAL REFLEX has prepared the following promotional video:
Interested in the position and have no further inquiries? We suggest you proceed to sign up and participate in the open playtest available on the Steam page for Pipes.exe.
NOTE: at this stage, Pipes.exe doesn’t have matchmaking capabilities directly available. If you’d like a way to connect with testers from other QA teams, head over to CR Channel Discord and look for #bot-main channel in the Pipes.exe Matchmaking category. |
And if you’d like to go over your responsibilities and, most importantly, opportunities when working with Pipes.exe, we have you covered with our official recruiting pamphlet:
A ONE OF A KIND JUNGLE GYM. QA testers are enveloped in procedural 3D worlds (based on the thing you think it’s based on) where your objective is to collect a series of artifacts and return them to the recycling bin for processing.
CLIMB ANYTHING (YOUR FRIENDS INCLUDED) Get better acquainted with your colleagues by working together to evade threats and complete missions. Proper office etiquette is vital, your success at the job could depend on it.
PIPE DREAMS TURN INTO PIPE NIGHTMARES You’ll become quickly aware that you and your team are not the only ones climbing around. Each assignment has a series of environmental threats, enemies, and challenges that increase in difficulty as they progress.
A “FLEXIBLE” WORKPLACE. System 6D requires employees to be prepared for harsh and ever changing types of assignments. Failure is not an option and we require consistent performance.
DOING YOUR JOB COMES AT A COST, LITERALLY System 6D is responsible for providing the necessary resources for excelling at your job. Complete assignments to unlock points to use in the company shop for items that just might save you from termination.
DRESS CODE POLICY All testers are required to be within the dress code. To ensure it is always followed, a variety of unlockable cosmetics are rewarded to testers that are looking to stand out.
EMPLOYEE BENEFITS* Employees are encouraged to explore the office during their limited company assigned break time. *benefits are limited and TBC
A STRICT NO-SWEARING POLICY Professional communications should always be conducted in the workplace. Use of inappropriate language will deduct points from your daily performance reviews.
Be sure to report your ideas, impressions and findings in Steam Discussions. We’re shooting for the Moon here, and need any and all feedback you can provide.
Thankfully, we’ve also partnered up with CRITICAL REFLEX to ensure that Pipes.exe is the best it could ever be. With their support we can focus on what matters most, and thanks to their expertise, we’ve already made some improvements to the project. Of course, we should also point out that Geometry OS will be available in substantially more languages as well.
There is also something they can help you with. And that’s getting games that break the mold and try something unique. Like, for example, the freshly revealed SATED!
SATED – is a cooking-rogue-lite with a twist and a spin. You’re a meatbag-cook trying to win at life inside an impossibly big megastructure. Pull the lever on the fridge and try your best to satiate the horrifying monstrosities living there with the pity morsels you acquire.
That’s all we have for you today. Thank you for showing interest in System 6D! In the upcoming months, we will provide you with more insights into Pipes.exe. And in the meantime, do your best to thoroughly playtest the open beta.
After all, you’re already hired.
Moving Pieces & CRITICAL REFLEX