From the desk of VValak Lizardtongue, Grand Shepherd of the Tyrythian Empire:
Greetings Tyrythians! It is I, mighty Great Shepherd and all-around generally nice guy VValak here with a VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE.
I have noticed that many of you wish to hear about my many and varied heroic exploits through this ‘Steam’ you seem to love so much. I have received SO MANY EMAILS about it. What even IS an e-mail? Please stop sending those to me.
From RIGHT NOW, you can play a demonstration build of Earth Must Die and witness the glorious start of my adventure. I think I will call it a DEMO. Yes, very good. Anyway, I look very good in this first part before I give away my empire in an accident so I am happy to share it with you. FOR FREE. Look at how much of a nice guy I am being.