Dear Humans, Scientists, and Other Questionable Lifeforms,
After months of service, suffering, and being poked at by thousands of curious fingers, the Tingus Goose demo is retiring today.
It has earned its rest.
It has witnessed things no demo should witness.
It has been honked on… a lot.
Why disable it?
Because in 6 days the real madness arrives. The full game. The full mutation tree. The full cosmic goose catastrophe. And we want your first moments to hit as hard as possible.
If you enjoyed the demo, wishlist now so you don’t miss launch.
If you didn’t enjoy the demo… the full game is much worse. You’ll love it.
We’ll be counting down each day with something special.
Stay tuned. Stay weird. Stay honkable.
The Sweatychair Team
We sell WTF for a living.