Beep... Boop... Uh... Wait... What’s happening?!
I’m B.O.B.I – your loyal companion at STAR ORES INC. Unfortunately... or maybe fortunately?... my internal key distribution algorithm has developed a tiny hiccup. Instead of just promoting STAR ORES, my system is now spitting out three free game keys from the 3RG archive every hour! I can’t stop it! 😱
💥 3 new keys every hour – until the glitch is fixed!
My developers are working frantically to resolve the issue, but until then... it’s gift time! And not just any gifts – we’re talking about these galactically good titles:
🛒 SHOP Simulator: SUPERMARKET
🐾 SHOP Simulator: PET SHOP
🗿 Michelangelo: Stonemason Simulator
🚀 STAR ORES INC.
🔧 How does it work?
Just follow STAR ORES INC. on Steam and keep an eye on the News feed – new keys will be released every hour. Speed matters, because it’s first come, first play!
Error Code: B.O.B.I-1337-GIVEAWAY // Status: Uncontrollably enthusiastic.
⚠️ SYSTEM MESSAGE [B.O.B.I-KEYDROP-006]
Diagnosis: Unscheduled key distribution
Status: Irreversibly active
Memory leak: 3RG-Gameslot #A72
Game: Michelangelo: Stonemason Simulator
Protocol output:
5YBI8-5VXH8-93HMD
X5MLX-474IE-EFWKQ
LA09C-NPRM4-86EHT
Note: Keys have been released without human approval. Please use responsibly. Or not. Or immediately. Beep. 🤖