they work now. yes for real. i did it. i made it work. everyone say thank you to this kind stranger. it's been nine beautiful years
"hey adrienne im a hardcore fan and i KNOW there were three achievements and not only two!!!!"
you're right. the 3rd achievement unlocked if you finished the game, and "restarted" it to have Royal back on the main menu. just as a little gift. but there's no content after that and i was thinking getting an achievement then would make people think there's more. there's not. so you get a "start the game" achievement and a "finish the game" achievement! AND they work! yippee!!! replay the game soon so you can get a glowing achievement for a little bit
oh and this should also work on macOS now. i forgot to click a button to include 64bits or something. thank you for your patience i love you