Dear Students, Staff, and Those Loitering Suspiciously Near the Vending Machines,
It is I, Principal Carpenter, emerging briefly from my office to deliver some undeniably glorious news.
Agefield High: Rock the School has reached 175,000 wishlists of new student applicants who want to transfer for their Senior year.
Somewhere out there, thousands upon thousands of people are eagerly waiting to experience the chaos, small town charm, and questionable decision-making that defines life here at Agefield High. They are preparing to walk our halls and possibly get into significantly more trouble than I would ever officially condone.
I expect each of you to carry this moment with pride. Also, with a basic adherence to school rules (despite what the game may suggest), they still exist.
In conclusion: 175,000 wishlists is an incredible milestone. I am… cautiously optimistic about what this means for hallway behavior moving forward.
Now get back to class. Yes, this includes you.
- Principal Carpenter
P.S. If we reach 200,000 wishlists, I will consider… a slightly longer lunch period. No promises. Paperwork is involved.
P.P.S Seriously though, from all of us here at Refugium Games, thank you to everyone who has wishlisted Agefield High: Rock the School! See you soon!