By Toby Everett
What to do if you find yourself face to face with a Land Shark
-a mini Land Shark story-
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=549019236
"...so you’ve been casually walking along and inadvertently almost bumped into a Friendly Land Shark. It happens. Except Land Sharks are not friendly, and will eat you up in a second given the chance. They’re particularly partial to Gingerbread, so you’re doubly in trouble buddy."
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=549019566
"That’s probably a more appropriate reaction, but don’t worry too much buddy, just remember this mantra:"
Land Shark all up in your face, punch the nose and watch him race
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=549019768
"Feeling better already, huh? But this is no time to be grinning away, you’d better sort that Land Shark out pronto or you’ll be crumbs!"
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=549020099
"Look at that blundering big fish go! Now you can kick back and have a jelly tot. And that’s what to do if you find yourself face to face with a Land Shark"
-fin-
... #LandShark #SillyLandShark #OMGSharkOnLand?!
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