It’s time for your first look at OFFICE PARTY. Welcome to Donghauser Unlimited, or DU, for short. It’s one of the main locations in OP, and the perfect place to introduce the weird world we’re building.
Founded by the legendary Patrick Donghauser, DU is an industry leader in… well, just about everything. Tech. Transportation. Adult video production. If there’s a market, DU’s got a well-lubed hand in it. And none of it would function without the brilliant, beautiful, and ethically emancipated employees who make the whole thing run.
Life at DU is mostly normal... if you ignore the weird shit. Employees clock in for the usual 9-to-5 grind, typing away and filling their reports. Sometimes there might be a dead fish that needs fished out of the koi pond. Annnnnnd the day may be occasionally interrupted by the mandatory gratitude ritual to Patrick's statue, but hey -- that’s corporate culture, baby.
Some hack journalists have labeled DU a cult. That’s just slander. Cults make you wear robes and shave your head. DU employees wear business casual and only shave their eyebrows if they’re the first to pass out at the Christmas party. Big difference.
Speaking of parties, they’re what DU does best. These aren’t your standard "cake in the break room" bullshit. DU parties are legendary, full-blown bacchanals where employees finally get to blow off steam after another hellish quarter of hitting quota. Once the doors lock, it’s an all-night eruption of drinks, dancing, and massively inappropriate HR violations. Remember, don’t pass out first. Or it's bye-bye eyebrows.
Of course, loyalty is the most important trait a DU employee can have. Loyalty to the company. Loyalty to Patrick. Loyalty to the work -- though employees don’t talk about the work. Ever. Especially not to outsiders. Not even to each other, really. Just… do your tasks and keep your mouth shut.
Do that, and there’s no telling how high you can climb.
This is a workplace you’ll never forget -- strange, funny, and wrapped in mystery (plus a Magnum condom for good measure). Remember: all work and no play just ain't our style. OFFICE PARTY includes multiple locations, and over the next few months, we'll be revealing new settings, characters, mechanics, and more as we build toward our first tech demo later this year.
If you want to keep in the know, keep an eye on our new website!