Dearest students,
Our school has been chosen to be part of Steam Detective Fest. As your superintendent, I am unsure why as there is no mystery within any of our school districts. We are all esteemed for our quality of education and the pedigree of our sophists.
Regardless, we feel it necessary to encourage a sale, and you can gather academic copies of Sunset High for 30% off.
Please disregard any mention of a missing student, this is ostensibly false.
Yours,
Superintendent