🍑🔞 Patch Notes – Now with 200% More Dildos (You're Welcome) 🏖️💀
Hey again, lovers of sand, sun, and suspicious silicone objects!
This week’s update brings exactly what you've been asking for: more toys, more thrusting, and fewer physics errors that make your dong spin like a helicopter blade.
Let’s dive in (gently, or not — your choice):
🍆 New Toys for Naughty Hands (and Holes)
Added dildo and 10 animations for using them by both male and female main characters.
Whether you're a lonely sailor, a curious explorer, or just bored on a towel — there's now something to spice up your solo time.
It vibrates. You moan. Everyone wins.
🧟♂️ Rise and Grind: Zombie Skin Edition
Ever wanted to get freaky with the undead?
Added zombie skins for both male and female characters.
Because nothing says “vacation romance” like rotting flesh and dead eyes. Hot!
🛠️ Bug Fixes & Dick Discipline
Fixed animations for the male jerking when sit on bench. Your beach buddy should no longer crank it like a broken metronome. You’re welcome, realism fans.
Fixed dick rotation for sex between a gay character and AI on the bench. The sacred banana no longer spirals like it’s auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. Physics has been humbled.
Fixed an issue with disappearing speaker when sit on chair. Music should now stay with you — whether you're sitting, moaning, or vigorously bouncing.
Fixed an issue with displaying the song name in chat. Now you’ll always know which beat you’re bumping to while getting your cheeks clapped.
That’s all for now, beach freaks. Go enjoy the new toys, grab your zombie lover, and remember: sunscreen first, dildos second.
With love and lube,
—Your deeply sleep-deprived dev with sand in unspeakable places 🏝️🍸🧴