The April 1st update brings a new cool achievement! Hit some random guy's eggs on the roadside in "Episode 7: Ichi" and unlock this awesome achievement!
(Some minor text and translation fixes have also been applied.)
P.S.
Thank you to all the players — I love you so much! Thanks for leaving reviews, making videos, and helping to find bugs in the game and translations, as well as everyone who helped make these localizations happen! This April Fools' update is just a small joke, but it's not the last — I have ideas and plans to add a new ending! Thank you again for everything!