Hello Doctors!
Today’s update brings new features, smarter systems, and fixes to things that definitely shouldn’t have been happening in a hospital. Let’s dive in! 🩺🧟♂️
🌟 Quality of Life Upgrades
🗃️ Return-to-Box Technology™
You asked, We delivered:
And now… you can finally put items BACK in boxes.
Just press your regular Drop key (G by default) and enjoy the strangely satisfying feeling of organization.
A few rules:
Pistols, clips, and cleaning spray only go back when full.
Bed sheets only return when clean.
Other Fresh Goodies
Boxes on shelves now move with the shelf
Code White text alert added for better accessibility
New waiting area outside Level 3 — now with 100% more waiting
Creator-only Alert Volume Slider
Objects falling out of the world now get cleaned up so they stop haunting your FPS
New input options:
Invert axis
Toggle sprint/crouch
Walk or sprint by default (choose your vibe)
🔨 Bugs Squashed
You break it, we patch it. You patch it, we break something else. The circle of life continues.
Cured patients no longer turn into zombies
Fixed pistols occasionally misalign. We hope you won't be seeing any more of that.
Fixed lollipop animation endlessly resetting
Fixed supply boxes gettin' jiggy with it on guest players.
Improved a situation where low latency guests break box behavior. Please let us know if you still experience this one.
Fixed male item-holding animation
Fixed voice chat settings not saving
Female doctors now have eyebrows!
Fixed slightly elevated street collision
Fixed checkout desk refusing to work or move. Existing save files are magically healed ✨
FPS limiter no longer defaults to “infinite chaos mode”
Stuck meandering NPCs will now despawn themselves out of embarrassment
Hospital sign and slogan are finally centered (our OCD team rejoices)
Friends-Only privacy option now actually saves… your privacy.
Viewers can’t zombie-transform outside the map anymore (nice try, chat)
ESC now correctly makes you stand up from the checkout desk
Non-converted NPCs now run away properly—no more zombies chasing lost souls
🔀 Changes & Improvements
Updated highlight shader for extra visual crispiness
Shop now defaults to sorting By Level but your can change that if you want.
Increased patient counts in later levels (we believe in you)
Reduced zombie-related affliction frequency
Slower buildup of zombie symptom entries
Zombie sieges now go straight for the hospital instead of wandering off on scenic tours
Thanks as always for your feedback, videos, bug reports, and memes.
Keep healing, keep surviving, and keep yelling at your nurses ❤️🏥