Welcome to the latest chapter of 7 Minutes in Hell! This update is packed with new arenas, stickier traps, sneakier employees, and just enough chaos to make you question every life choice you’ve ever made—let’s dive in!
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🎮 GAMEPLAY CHANGES
- New Arena: Campgrounds
- Grab your flashlights, and don’t wander too far from the group—this new arena will keep you on your toes!
- Warning: Beware of campfires and overly friendly forest critters.
- New Sponsor Item: Sponsor Tokens
- The Sponsors are feeling generous! Collect sponsor tokens hidden inside the arenas and extract them to unlock upgrades in the Shop.
- Look under "Upgrades" in the Shop to purchase these arena upgrades!
- New Employee Alert: Shadow People
- Think you’re safe checking lockers? Think again.
- If they find you, it’s relocation time—whether you wanted it or not! (Where you end up… well, that’s your problem now.)
- Trap Updates: Mimic Door
- Good news: It’s less likely to break your bones!
- Bad news: It’s still very hungry, just slightly more polite about it. Proceed with caution.
- Employee Update: Spectre
- Friendly reminder: Stop staring! The Specter *hates* being the center of attention for too long.
- Employee Update: Gelly Cube:
- Sticky Situation: Watch your step—getting your foot stuck will slow you down.
- Faster Blobs: They move with surprising grace (and a bit of jiggle).
- Slimy Sneak: Can now slide under doorways. No hiding behind closed doors!
- Feed the Blob: It grows bigger if fed… maybe don’t feed it.
- Splitting Behavior: Attack with caution; blobs may split if hit hard enough (chainsaws are especially... effective).
- Pro tip: Splitting one blob just gives you double the trouble.
- Greenroom Upgrades: Coming Soon!
- New Workbench: Soon, contestants will gain access to detailed item info through this handy hub. Study up, or stay in the dark—it’s your call.
- Shop Update: Item buy/sell prices have been adjusted—shop smarter, not harder!
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🔊 AUDIO IMPROVEMENTS
- Cashbox Announcements:
- Now broadcast over arena speakers!
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👁️ USER EXPERIENCE IMPROVEMENTS
- Day End Summary Update:
- Cashboxes left behind won’t mock you with a red X anymore. They’ll be grayed out, signaling missed opportunities… and crushing regret.
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🔧 BUG FIXES
- Circuit Boxes:
- They now work properly! Maybe the screamers were just messing with the wiring before.
- Day End Bonuses:
- Stacked items are now counted accurately. No more missing out on rewards!
- Bodies, Bodies, Everywhere:
- Skeletons will no longer stubbornly linger after being picked up. Nobody’s left behind... unless you want them to be.
- Other Minor Fixes:
- The usual behind-the-scenes tinkering. Nothing worth celebrating... or is it?
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See you on the arena floor, contestants! May your wits stay sharp, your steps stay quick, and your luck hold out (because it probably won’t).
JRDarkX, signing off!