Hellooooo, you beautiful disasterpieces! It’s your favorite host, the one, the only, JRDarkX, here to drag you kicking, screaming, and chaotically laughing through the latest scorching-hot update for 7 Minutes in Hell!
ARENA UPDATES
NEW CHALLENGE ROOMS – DOORS, DECISIONS & DOOM!
Are you paying attention, contestants? Because the signs are EVERYWHERE… if you know where to look. Make your way across our all-new Challenge Rooms, dodge deadly traps with style, and pick the correct door to win fabulous prizes! Pick wrong? Well... you might just end up face-to-face with a “mutual friend”.
ITEM UPDATES
- 8Ball - Now equipped to answer your questions.
- Poop – It's... poop. Don't step in it. Or do. We dare you.
- Glow Sticks – Light your way through the gloom. Rave optional.
- Uranium Core – Do not put this in your pocket. You’ve been warned.
EMPLOYEE UPDATES
New HR Memo just dropped: Trained Dogs scare off rats and screamers.
RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT
This game is a little more forgiving, you can now pick up items even during a red light (without moving your head).
GREENROOM UPDATE
NEW ITEMS TO UNLOCK
Use those order forms and wait the one day delivery to unlock some new items to unlock in your Greenroom, a space to relax, exercise, goof off, whatever you're into.
Items around the Greenroom are more interactive - pick up your collectibles, roll the giant dice, smash the urn (ashes not included)! More Interactions, More Fun!
VISUAL UPDATE
AESTHETICS MODE: NOW OPTIONAL!
We get it. Some of you love streaming at 1080p quality, some of you love streaming at 160p. So now, thanks to your ever-enthusiastic feedback, you can toggle “Aesthetics Mode” right off and adjust your graphics to your heart’s content!
BUG FIXES & OPTIMIZATIONS
- Various Bug Fixes and Optimizations
That’s all for now, brave contestants!
Dive in, suit up, and remember: in 7 Minutes in Hell, your only prize is survival... and maybe a trampoline.
Until next time,
This is JRDarkX, signing off!