Ball of Poo (featuring Dung Beetle-Chan) is out!
Also makes for a great gift!
You can send it to your friend with a message like:
“Here's a ball of poo.
Merry Christmas lmao”
Outraged and in the middle of their friendship termination social media post (fourth draft), they'll be like:
“Maybe I should try this so called “Ball of Poo” game, as if it will be any good, psh!”
(They'll do that finger quotation thing when saying Ball of Poo out loud)
After playing they will be like:
“Wow what an amazing game and this Dung Beetle-Chan character, surely they will be a literary great, up there with Hamlet in prestige! A truly tremendous friend sent me this game!”
Instead of a friendship termination social post, they will make a friendship upgraded one (+1 to friendship stat).
This entire scenario will play out exactly like this, trust.