Back in 1924 when my grandfather invented rectangles, life was simpler.
Kids these days expect trading cards to spawn after every 30-60 minutes engaging in any given activity.
Ate lunch? Here's a trading card commemorating your burrito. Why don't you trade it for the card your friend scored by getting a hair cut.
Do you have a shoelace tying card, a state tax preparation card AND a whistling on a bicycle card?! Let me craft that into a badge for you!
Actually that all sounds pretty neat. Count me in. Girls Like Robots trading cards for everybody!