Hey Bandits,
The ovens are hot and the portals are humming—Early Access is just the beginning. We’ve got a lot on the menu, so here’s your first look at what’s coming down the pipeline.
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1️⃣ Restricted Timeline – Black Bounty
The Black Bounty Finder is finally open. This warp station leads to the Restricted Timeline, a sealed parallel world where reality itself has gone rotten.
Black Contracts: High-risk, high-reward missions.
Exclusive Bosses & Missions: Face Dread Time Reapers and horrors found nowhere else.
Twisted Locations: Familiar maps, but darker and deadlier.
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2️⃣ New Gear, New Arsenal, New Playstyles
Your pizza cutter won’t cut it forever. The battlefield’s heating up, and so is your arsenal:
🍍 Pineapple Bombs: Sweet, explosive chaos.
🍕 Dough Traps: Sticky sabotage for enemy slows.
🔥 Flamethrower: The most requested weapon finally arrives.
⚙️ Fresh Gear: Items that completely reshape your playstyle.
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3️⃣ Hell’s Kitchen – Burn and Survive
Step into the ultimate survival challenge: Hell’s Kitchen.
Endless waves of Time Reapers, escalating into Dread-class assaults.
Brutal modifiers and shifting conditions—no two runs are the same.
Escape to claim your spot in the Hall of Bandits, with exclusive rewards for top survivors.
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4️⃣ Frequent Updates Along the Way
Between these bigger content drops, we’ll keep things fresh with:
Quality-of-life improvements
Bug and balance fixes
Performance tweaks
New cosmetics and customization options
Your feedback will guide us every step of the way.
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5️⃣ Console Launch with 1.0
The dream doesn’t stop at PC. When Pizza Bandit hits 1.0 next year, we’re planning a simultaneous launch on consoles so more Bandits around the world can join the feast.
We’re not announcing exact platforms yet, but the ovens are warming.
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🔮 The Road Ahead
Early Access is just the first slice. With your help, we’ll refine, expand, and perfect Pizza Bandit into a full-course experience worthy of its grand opening.
Stay hungry, Bandits. The best slices are still in the oven.
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👉 Join the community on Discord and help us shape the future of Pizza Bandit.
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