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Snow! (Snow!) Open Beta s Now Go-o

It’s only two years ago

The man with the suit and the face

You knew that he was there on the case

He wasn’t in love with you, not in love with you

My love is like a high prison wall

But I like to tit about in snow and fall

Snow! (Snow!)

Open beta’s now go

You’ve got the power to know: you’re free for some downhill, always believe in

Because you are Snow! (Snow!) glad that I’m done with this because I’m awful at this whole ‘song parody’ thing good grief let’s get this over with, I’m sorry, what a mess.

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