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Update #81 - We just really want weekend right now - Weekend of July 10th

This is another one of those updates with tons of tiny things, fixes, and balancing! We've really been pushing as hard as we can for a month now, with the past four updates all being huge in size for how little time we have each week. As such, please pretend everything underneath is a nice cohesive story instead of just the bullet points, so we can enjoy our weekend instead of thinking of exciting sentences here.

    Features
  • Awesome Crown selection sounds!
  • Paul cleaned up some of the interface art in the character select screen! We now have beautiful letters and the nicest splats you've ever seen.
  • Two new bullet weapons: the Bouncer Shotgun and Bouncer SMG
  • Crowns have now been divided into two groups: post- and pre-loop. Balancing
  • A bit more Chicken throw damage, because why not?
  • A tiny bit more pickup range for ammo and health.
  • A bit of spawn tweaking.
  • Flame weapons are now more fuel-efficient!
  • A little effect and timing tweaking to Assassin attacks!
  • Lil Hunter now only spawns Grunts pre-loop.
  • Lil Hunter now waits a bit longer after spawning IDPD.
  • Guardian Dogs have slightly more less HP.
  • Heavy Bolts are affected a tiny bit less by Bolt Marrow.
  • Crystal's Fortress Ultra now gives her +6HP, for when you want to be 10 times more healthy than Melting!
  • Being high on ammo now lowers your drops slightly less.
  • Changed Plant's trapper Ultra to give you a big snare.
  • Plant Throne Butt now kills enemy under 30% instead of 40%.
  • HP now drops less the further you loop, which seems like a solid idea.
  • Shell weapons no longer reduce your sight distance. Fixes
  • Corpses for the Snow Tanks are back!
  • Chicken now drops a head when going through a portal headless so the camera doesn't stay static.
  • Fixed the situation where only one portal drags you.
  • Melting's special after death is now the same as when still alive without Throne Butt.
  • Might've fixed a crashed where wall collisions completely froze the game.
  • No more YouTube videos raging at "invisible walls" on 0-1.
  • Turret corpses are stationary now. Misc
  • New art for the Eraser and Guitar.
  • Nice art when you get killed by Lightning underwater.
  • Nice art for Y.V.'s Giant Chests.
  • New art for Cursed ammo drops.
  • Big Dog missiles now rotate!
  • New sound for the Rogue Rifle.
  • Thrown golden weapons now sparkle.
  • Jungle Bandits now play a pop gun sound!
  • Portals are slightly brighter on the inside.