Well, hello there!
I am HornyBoi 😈 Nice to meet you!
You probably wonder why and how I suddenly jizzed I mean, appeared in here.
Let me explain! Ekhem!~
🤩 Story Time 🤩 (From HornyBoi POV)
So one day, my mom, CuddlePoint hooked up with this smexy beast called JNT Games. 👉🏻👌🏻
And what initially was supposed to end as a one-night stand simple collaboration (one-time shared limited game bundle) turned into something deeper! 💞
So mommy and daddy said:
'You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 🥒💦'
And so I was born. And Horny Collective came to be. 👶🏻
And then other mommies and daddies saw how happy we are and said:👋🏻
'Hey, we want some of that too!👀'
And so, the Horny Collective grew, and now I have plenty of mommies and daddies!~👪
😅 Story Time 😅 (NOT from HornyBoi POV)
Horny Collective is a lewdy band of erogame devs who just had enough of the nasty publishers and other middlemen, trying to leech off our hard work, semen I mean sweat, and tears.
So we've been, like, what Publishers has what we do not? Reach.
How do they get the reach? By having many games, more than any developer can push out on their own.
So we've been like, hey how about we unite under the same banner and have our own publisher-like thingy, with blackjack... and h00kers!
And so we did. And this is us. At the time you read this, the Horny Collective consists of CuddlePoint, JNT Games, Immoral Studios, ThatWasHot, FunnyButtons, and Velvet Bites. And more are flocking in each week.
We are not corporate rats or power and money-hungry companies. We are developers. Driven by the passion and joy of making cool stuff.
Driven by YOUR awe and appreciation.
Because yeah, that's the embers that keep our furnace burning. YOU. We are artists.
And artists cannot exist without an audience.
With Horny Collective, we take full advantage of that common banner, but at the same time, we remain true to ourselves and keep our creative freedom, which would be taken away or limited otherwise.
🤔 But how..? 🤔
Each one of us comes with strengths but also weaknesses and limitations. Some of us can code but can't do 3d, someone else has epic drawing skills but sucks at animation.
But as a union, we have weaknesses no more. We help one another. We support one another. We exchange skills, knowledge, and experience. Everything but... money.
Because money leads to greed. Money poisons every relation you put it in.
So instead of trading paper bills, we barter our skills and talents.
And so, all our PROs are combined, but CONs - get nullified. Preety funky, eh?
😈 Action Time 😈
All fine and dandy, but we won't accomplish anything without YOUR help! Because we do it for you, and with you. Help us grow and get mighty and even more horny by following us anywhere we are! <3
🎮 Steam▫️ https://store.steampowered.com/dev/Horny_Collective 🔞
💬 Discord▫️ https://discord.gg/fTBeBuxa7f 🔞
☣️ X/Twitter▫️ https://x.com/HornyCollective 🔞
📷 Instagram▫️ https://www.instagram.com/horny_collective/
🎞 YouTube▫️ https://www.youtube.com/@HornyCollective
😈 Newgrounds▫️ https://hornycollective.newgrounds.com/ 🔞
💌 Telegram▫️ https://t.me/Horny_Collective 🔞
So, yeah, that's that. Thank you for your time and for reading all this, if you managed to come this far XD So let's get this party pumping!~
