Have You Played? is an endless stream of game retrospectives. One a day, every day, perhaps for all time.
It’s not the story that revolves around a top hat keeping you hostage. It’s not the puzzle-platforming that has you navigating grid-based levels and dangerous blocks. It’s not even the fart jokes. The reason Battleblock Theater will always have a place in my heart is down to three simple words: “it’s a secret.”