Dear friend,
Someone once asked me what is my relationship with money. The question really puzzled me - I did not know how to answer, and I thought about it for a very long time. That is, until I realised that the answer was so simple: I do not have a relationship with money. Money is not real. It is just an arbitrary number that too many of us still believe means value, and it is our belief that allows so many of us to play such funny games with each other. I learned these lessons through fear. But now that I am in Fairyland and can freely fly and experience what I call true value - love, friendship, belonging, kindness, generosity, joy, curiosity, and more! - I can play this money game my way. So, if you ever plan to buy a visiting ticket to my enchanted cottage, The Merry Fairy, listen up!
Full Price
The Merry Fairy costs 9,99 pebbles because my birthday is on July 9th and I never really celebrated it until very recently. Pay the full price if you wish to give me a birthday gift. I love unexpected birthday gifts throughout the year! Those pebbles will go to the various tools and services and software and lessons and books and so on, that I can only get by playing this money game that is so popular nowadays. Should many of you somehow stumble upon this, and I accidentally end up getting extra many gifts, I will use those pebbles to take care of the forest.
Common Sales Discounts
The Merry Fairy will have a perpetual discount of 20% for all common sales: Winter, Spring, Summer, and Autumn. This is because this number triggers an automated notification, and I can see that many of you wish to visit my cottage, but you cannot due to this funny, and rather cruel money game we are all fearmongered into playing.
Do NOT, under any circumstances, give in to the lure of holiday discounts with my cottage. I know you buy too many games during these times, so please listen to my words and have patience with The Merry Fairy. Because The Merry Fairy is not a game, but an enchanted portal, and I ask you to be mindful and attentive when you do buy a ticket.
Magical Discounts
The Merry Fairy will have 30% and 60% discounts over the year. I do not have a fixed plan for it. I want to give myself more grace, patience, and time, and prepare less frequent but richer updates for my enchanted cottage. I think I will plan these discounts in correlation with how pleased I am with the update I am launching, which is a bit counterintuitive, I know, but this is my funny money game to play, and I really want to see how it feels.
So if I prepare a tiny update, I may push it with a 30% discount, and if I am launching a super shiny new feature that I am extra happy with, it will come with a 60% discount because I really, really want you to check it out.
Birthday Discount
Now, 90% is special. Extra special. 90% is the discount I keep for my birthday. Because everyone is invited to The Merry Fairy for my birthday, and so the ticket will cost 0.99 pebbles, which is perfect - number 9, you see? My birthday is on July 9th, and the 90% will apply to whatever week that July 9th happens in. I cannot wait for my birthday!!!!!
The Next Discount
I can guarantee that The Merry Fairy will have a 20% discount for the Winter sale. I do wish to launch a shiny new update, and I hope I can do this before the Winter sale, but I cannot promise anything at this point.
As always, keep in mind that money is not real, so play the game of money in your favor. You will always have the demo and two full hours to check out all of my cottage and get your pebbles back if this place is not for you.
