Hello everyone,
Now that the Infinite Onslaught event has come to an end, it is time to introduce our mercs to some new best friends (in the form of an arsenal expansion)! Already announced is the return of the M99 Anti Material Rifle (AMR), but that is only the beginning! Today’s weapon introductions have been written by a guest, to be introduced soon. Who could it be?
Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the newest, biggest way to turn Dosh into deafening noise and horrible violence! At least that is what the manual from the techs back in the lab said... and little else (I checked!). The M99 AMR will be the single highest direct damage weapon available to mercenaries for helping them tackle those most challenging of beasts: clots, can’t stand them!
You poor, undercut Survivalists have suffered long enough; I have just what you need! I’ve made you a knife, the Goreshiv, bound to fix all of life's little problems. Stabbing fixes so many problems, am I right lads? I’ve got some ideas for some further enhancements, but they won’t be available as soon as this Goreshiv will be.
Ahh, something of my own design, lads and lasses. I’ve heard you lot enjoy a good “Boomstick,” so I thought about how to make some quick Dosh....I mean make an improvement on the design and tempt you most qualified, discerning customers into spending your hard earned Dosh. Introducing here for the first time, not found anywhere else, accept no imitations, the Doomstick (trademark pending)! Four barrels of love to love!
This last one is a real treat, ladies and gents. Another custom brought to you by yours truly for those who like their barneys up close and personal: the Static Strikers. Great for hitting those clots while they are up... and when they are down so they don’t get back up! Now stop staring, this is no time for a bevy, more to see and do!
Thanks L! Now we have one more thing we want to make sure mercs are aware of; we’ve gotten word that a third party may have gotten their hands on the D.A.R. designs and there have been spotty reports of them showing up outside of standard deployments.
Keep an eye out for what we are currently designating the E.D.A.R with three sub variants: The Boomer, Blaster and Trapper. It looks like these rogue units aren’t that easy to stop, and will keep up the fight even without their heads!
These E.D.A.R.S. appear to be equipped with different weapons. The unit designated Boomer is equipped with rockets, so don’t clump if one looks like it is engaging you. The Blaster, ranged pulses of energy (currently assumed to hurt, but further live testing may be required for confirmation - hazard pay may be available). And the Trapper, as the name might suggest, immobilizes its targets with a different type of ranged beam.
We will have more on strange reports from the sky soon!
