BOING BOINnnnng BOIng Booooing Boiing..
Translation:
Hello Midgardians!
Today is the day we Porings take over the world. We have scared away the staff members of WarpPortal, and have taken control of their office! If you would like to save them and be entered to win a SPECIAL prize, be sure to post (with your IGN) on Twitter or Facebook with #Poringpocalypse and #Ragnarok2! If we get at least 50 entries, we will consider letting the staffers live.
We will also be partying in Prontera Channel 1 at 12:00pm, 3:00pm, and 5:00pm PDT. Be sure to come hang with us! Fight us, and we will fight back!
BWahahaha!